I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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