Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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