just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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