Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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