doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just want to make out with him forever
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