My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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