so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why is your signature on my underwear?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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