That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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