I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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