after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Randomize
