I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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