Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
