I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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