I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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