Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's blow job season.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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