During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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