the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
