would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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