I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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