so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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