You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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