God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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