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If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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