lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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