this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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