You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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