I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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