you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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