have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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