listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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