am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
