1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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