He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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