If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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