i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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