He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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