how can u be prego again
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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