Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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