i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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