her vagine was all disorganized.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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