honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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