i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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