Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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