Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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