I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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