If you die in college, do you die in real life?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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