I think I am morally bankrupt
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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