i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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