i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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