her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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