Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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