how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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