I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she smelled like a LAN party
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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